Best Excuse To Escape Cleaning Dog Poop
This is so hilarious I just had to share it with you.
Molly came in for a step in her heartworm treatment. As her owners and I talked, Dad mentioned that Molly had a bowel movement on the back porch this morning.
Six year old Cedar Rose had been asked to clean it up. She didn’t, but she had a really good excuse: “Dad, I need two hands to do that.”
Dad looked at her quizzically. Cedar Rose sensed a question coming, so she responded with, “I have only two hands, and with one of them I have to hold my nose!”
See you Monday, Dr. Randolph.